Men have been using competition to bond and to settling disputes throughout the ages.  We want to honor that experience in the church body.
Come, test your mettle!  Let iron sharpen iron in the battlefield of Cornhole!
Or prove who has the mightiest mitts in Super Smash Bros!
Take part in glorious battle to honor The LORD!
AND WE WILL ACCOMMODATE YOUR VAST MANLY HUNGER AS WELL!
Bring your sons to join in the battle!